Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. This evening at 7 p.m. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the church. Funny Quotes Church Quotes Inspirational Quotes For Church Bulletins Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes Buddha Quotes Confucius Quotes John F. Kennedy Quotes John Lennon … Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. Humorous Christian Stories Clean Church Humor Short Funny Church Stories Bible Humor Stories Enjoy my collection of Humorous Christian Stories, Clean Church Humor, Short Funny Church Stories, Bible Humor Stories,Funny Bible Stories, Church Bulletin Bloopers, and Funny Christian Stories for …

See more ideas about Christian humor, Religious humor and Bible humor. People can’t get enough church bulletin bloopers such as this one, “Due to the Rector’s illness, Wednesday’s healing services will be discontinued until further notice.” Why do we find these so funny?
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Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. If you are a church administrator or secretary, you have probably had the responsibility at some point of putting together the church bulletin, a document that gives worshipers information about the order of service and upcoming events. Probably because the church bulletin is the last place you’d think you might find humor. Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow. The ladies of the Church … The ‘Over 60s Choir’ will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church. Humorous Church Bulletin Quotes Free Daily Quotes. Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. #5 – Church Bulletin Bloopers. Displace your rear - Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch. I was born into a Christian family and brought up in a Lutheran church. *More Church Bulletin Humor* Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.

Announcement in a church bulletin for a national Prayer and Fasting Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals." Disown your fear III.